Silly Rhyme About the ABCs of Fringe

[catko]

A variant of one I did ages ago, for fringeverse.  Which is why it leans toward the earlier seasons. Slightly updated for the gifs done for fandomverse.

A is for Astrid, her star is so bright,
   She hopes Walter won’t call her Asterisk tonight.

B is for Brown Betty, the smoke so sublime
   Makes Walter’s fairy tale into metaphor time.

C is for Cortexiphan, it scrambles the brain.
   It was meant to improve, but for some, made insane.

D is for Dunham, the sisters so tough
   They cling to each other when family's enough.

E is for Etta, her genetic glances
  Her life all but proves you can get second chances

F is for Fibonacci, the series it seems
  Can give Walter slumber and bring on his dreams.

G is for Gene and her gentle moo-mooing
   When Walter’s ducked under, there’s fresh milk ensuing.

H is for Henry who's been driving a cab
   And then borrowed a boat to get Liv to the lab.

I is for Intrigues, in Fringe they are numerous
  Though sometimes the retcons and plot gaps are humorous.

J is for Jacksonville where they visit the school
   And the place where the memories harsher Livia's cool.

K is for Kickass -- Liv's fighting her twin
   No matter the strangeness, determined to win.

L is for Lincoln Lee, who caught fire in the chase
   He thanks Altverse for nanites that fixed up his face.

M is Massive Dynamic, that corporate alliance
   Where Brandon can practice his type of fringe science.

N is for Newton, the shape-shifting one
   We're sorry he's dead because he was great fun.

O is Observers, who were only once careless
  Their gaze is implacable, their heads are so hairless.

P is for Peter, it must sometimes be grim
   That despite the whole Altverse, there's just one of him.

Q is for Quest, from the video clues
   Buried in amber, they've nothing to lose

R is Robotics, experimental sensation
   And Nina, for one, appreciates this innovation.

S/T is Synaptic, that Transfer so scary.
   But what it uncovers is extraordinary.

U is for Ugly, those monsters offbeat
   You've got to remember, don't watch while you eat.

V is the Victims, their suffering's greater
W's Walternate--The Pattern creator.

X is for X Files, we likely compare;
Y is for Sam Weiss, he's Yoda with hair.

Z are the Zeppelins, they let us know
 In so many altverses during the show.

So here it concludes, the Alphabet Fringe
I'm sure that my rhyming made some of you cringe.

What can I say, it just came out "Hey, Presto!"
And there you have it, my Fringe Manifesto.